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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    He's renegotiating his Sausage Roll contract.
    Would that be a rolling contract?

    Yes, that's my coat over there...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Looks like I left them in safe hands.
      Welcome back
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Made a point of rattling the loo roll in the next cubicle and flushing it twice
        Did you throw in a few "biological sound effects" too?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          I was a 'Sports Therapyst ' for a rugby team once. I used to run on the playing field if they got injured ! nice.
          Did you get a lot of them feigning injury to get a visit from you and your magic sponge
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I am suprised Zeity is not here. Presumably he is eating a student......


            I woz busy... first years in one lab & third years in the project room...

            I had to leave the lab because I couldn't stand listening to someone totally missing the point yet again...

            -3dB = 70% of maximum.

            How difficult is that?

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              Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
              Mine does that and Mr ZD tells me off for pinching the ones out of the TV remote.
              You can't do that - that's a heinous crime!
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by Bunk View Post
                But then, I'm not long up so that's to be expected.
                Nice and comfy on that bench?
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                  Tempted by some southen fried chicken I have in the fridge, or should I be good and have the ham salad
                  The chicken and the ham, ditch the salad.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Did you get a lot of them feigning injury to get a visit from you and your magic sponge
                    No, the Rugby lads were fine, always behaved thenselves when I was around. The footballers were a different matter

                    Ended up with the 'Boy's team however I was suprised when some parents complained it was not right for a '30 something' female assisting with the under 13's football team.
                    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      From what he said yesterday ZG has a room full of students keeping him occupied.
                      And another lot from 14:00

                      The earlier lot were the "good" ones...

                      (Though one or two are pretty good).

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