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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I dunno, 200 posts might be tricky at the current TPD pace in your absence - you bring out the drivel in us!
    We will have to 'up' the drivel VF like the top songs to drivel to ( we have done film titles/quotes).

    Anything else?
    Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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      OK. I'll start:

      "Hit the drivel, Jack"
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        I think we might have done songs...but that's no reason not to give it another go

        "Stairway to Drivel"
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Jammy-Pants sounds like a brand of Japanese edible underwear. More popular than Marmite-Pants I would imagine.

          Or Cheesey-Pants for that matter
          It must be possible to grade these ... and find markets.

          Lemon curd pants.
          Cheese spread pants.
          Oxo pants.
          Eggy pants.
          Mayonnaise pants.
          Ketchup pants.
          Mackerel pate pants.

          There's loads of Plan B potential there, methinks!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            "Life in the Fast Drivel"
            Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Ok, I know that El Reg's rules clearly state "Thou shalt not ask what the IT angle is." but come on!

              Oz bloke in underpants wrestles 'lunatic ninja' roo
              And they expect us to believe that?

              Live in a remote area do they, by any chance?

              Fancied a change from sheep, most likely.

              They must think we were born yesterday.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                And they expect us to believe that?

                Live in a remote area do they, by any chance?

                Fancied a change from sheep, most likely.

                They must think we were born yesterday.
                Subsequent research in the interest of due diligence, and nothing to do with the fact that I am bored ridgid and struggling for motivation, reveals the story on the BCC complete with video footage of the aftermath.

                Granted it could still have been a sheep but wth the Mrs involved as well that would have made it a Menage a Baa...


                igmc
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  It must be possible to grade these ... and find markets.

                  Lemon curd pants.
                  Cheese spread pants.
                  Oxo pants.
                  Eggy pants.
                  Mayonnaise pants.
                  Ketchup pants.
                  Mackerel pate pants.

                  There's loads of Plan B potential there, methinks!
                  Not forgetting Quorn pants for those soap shy, basket weaving types (with apologies to any vegetarians among us ).
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    "Life in the Fast Drivel"
                    "Drivel me to the moon"
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      "Drivel me to the moon"
                      "Drivel Cadillac"
                      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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