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    Dammit. It's only 10:30 and I'm hungry already
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Dammit. It's only 10:30 and I'm hungry already
      Said in true TPD style - VF is more then likely queing for a Sausage Role !
      Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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        What is it with agents?

        Me: ‘I’m chasing up an application for the BA EDMS role’

        Agent: ‘Sorry, we did not think you have relevant experience’

        Me: ‘Oh, My last two roles have been defining requirements and/or building a electronic document management system’

        Agent: ‘yes we did not think you have enough experience with EDMS’

        Me: ‘Oh, I thought EDMS was an Electronic Document Management System normally, otherwise I would not have applied’

        Agent: ‘Oh yes, Sorry, better luck next time’


        Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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          Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
          Said in true TPD style - VF is more then likely queing for a Sausage Role !
          I'm sure he'll turn in a very convincing performance, he's eaten enough of them to get into the part by now
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
            What is it with agents?

            Me: ‘I’m chasing up an application for the BA EDMS role’

            Agent: ‘Sorry, we did not think you have relevant experience’

            Me: ‘Oh, My last two roles have been defining requirements and/or building a electronic document management system’

            Agent: ‘yes we did not think you have enough experience with EDMS’

            Me: ‘Oh, I thought EDMS was an Electronic Document Management System normally, otherwise I would not have applied’

            Agent: ‘Oh yes, Sorry, better luck next time’

            So what the hell did they think it was? EDMS means document management to me as well, and I've only every been involved in one once and never want to do it again!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Morning all

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                Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                It was a shame - he went into 'Hibination' mode and did not come out of it. Started fitting and then snuffed it. Poor Nibbles.
                Sorry to hear that, send him off in style as DaveB suggests.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                  Said in true TPD style - VF is more then likely queing for a Sausage Role !
                  Oooo, good idea. I haven't got any sandwiches with me today so I will have to partake of canteen fayre for lunch too.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    I'm sure he'll turn in a very convincing performance, he's eaten enough of them to get into the part by now
                    "Sausage Role" sounds like a participant in an adult entertainment title
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Morning all

                      Morning GAL
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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