Dammit. It's only 10:30 and I'm hungry already
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostDammit. It's only 10:30 and I'm hungry alreadyJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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What is it with agents?
Me: ‘I’m chasing up an application for the BA EDMS role’
Agent: ‘Sorry, we did not think you have relevant experience’
Me: ‘Oh, My last two roles have been defining requirements and/or building a electronic document management system’
Agent: ‘yes we did not think you have enough experience with EDMS’
Me: ‘Oh, I thought EDMS was an Electronic Document Management System normally, otherwise I would not have applied’
Agent: ‘Oh yes, Sorry, better luck next time’
Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostSaid in true TPD style - VF is more then likely queing for a Sausage Role !"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostWhat is it with agents?
Me: ‘I’m chasing up an application for the BA EDMS role’
Agent: ‘Sorry, we did not think you have relevant experience’
Me: ‘Oh, My last two roles have been defining requirements and/or building a electronic document management system’
Agent: ‘yes we did not think you have enough experience with EDMS’
Me: ‘Oh, I thought EDMS was an Electronic Document Management System normally, otherwise I would not have applied’
Agent: ‘Oh yes, Sorry, better luck next time’
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostIt was a shame - he went into 'Hibination' mode and did not come out of it. Started fitting and then snuffed it. Poor Nibbles.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostSaid in true TPD style - VF is more then likely queing for a Sausage Role !Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI'm sure he'll turn in a very convincing performance, he's eaten enough of them to get into the part by nowWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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