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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    ...400
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      ...500
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post




        And Douglas Adams...

        This is about to drop the line, so just in case & before I disappear to bed...


        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


        Byeee

        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


          208 hours processing a SETI@Home data packet and it just failed with a computation error!

          Arseholes!
          Sorry, my mistake, apparently. Only 731,363.60 seconds.
          So it's 203 hours.

          8 days, 11 hours, 9 minutes, 23.6 seconds.

          Bum, bum, bummity bum.

          546.89 credits, up the Swanney.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I had to rinse out the inside of Henry the rubber duck with bleach. He had gone mouldy and black inside.

            He's all right now, but I smell of chlorine.
            Is there any rationale underlying the appellation "Henry", or is it best not to ask?
            Don't you know anything? All rubber ducks are called Henry. Everyone knows that.

            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            As it says in The Way to the Stars:

            Better by far
            For Cranium, R
            To smell of chlorine
            But have a clean duck

            or something like that
            There once was a mouldy duckling.
            His insides all smelly and black.
            All the bathtime toys
            Would make such a noise
            Of "Cack! Oh cack!
            A smelly crack!"
            They were such bad killjoys.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              It's ...

              The Midnight Post!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                I'm also slightly depressed this week - the grandson of some friends of my parents was beaten to death last Thursday night / Friday morning.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Evening (again)

                  Or would "Morning" be more apt?
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    The Tardebigge flight's not far either. Having them run up and down there once or twice will shut them up.
                    I drove past there today whilst taking DS2 to his tennis lesson in Bromsgrove.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                      Evening all...

                      Evening Zeity

                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I've just remembered when looking at my new 2nd hand road atlas that I used to eat at a pub in King's Coughton...

                      It was a rather nice pub too.
                      Would that have been The Moat House?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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