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    #id
    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Musical instruments? Medical instruments?

    The heap? Not a processor heap, clearly.

    What a mystery.

    Come back safe, zeity, come back soon.
    I survived...

    The "heap" in question is a pile of junk that is now more than slightly precarious... in as much as if one were to be incautious in opening the door, it would probably collapse & crush one flatter than a pancake.*

    Thankfully, on this occasion, it didn't...





    * so far as I'm aware the H&S man has never seen the inside of the room...

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      #id
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Really?


      am
      Yup.

      East Asians are very lactose intollerant...

      Apparently some African tribes, given to making blood milkshakes, are capable of digesting milk in adulthood.

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Now just imagine if management announced they wanted everyone to work those extra hours but there would be free curried snacks as compensation. Perhaps that PM should be running the place.
        Free snacks always taste better and don't have any calories - fact!
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Just watched new episode of Lost

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            #id
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Just watched new episode of Lost
            Answered some more questions and didn't raise too many new ones.

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              #id
              Bored now.
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #id
                Ho hum
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #id
                  In thoery I could drivel my way to the next century
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #id
                    In 15 minutes
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      #id
                      The 10k would take a little longer.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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