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    #id
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Oh yes.
    With special guest Jessica Alba and the number "69"
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      I find a receipt does a good job also
      They do, but I feel the occasional blood stain left down the edge must be distasteful to the accountant - they must see so much of that.

      I see it often enough on the edge of library books - a short red streak on one page - to know the accountants must see a lot of it.
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #id
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        I like the caption "Severe atherosclerosis of the aorta. Autopsy specimen." Well, you're hardly likely to cough up your aorta, pop it in a paper bag and go and queue in A&E with it.

        I bet it would go dead crispy if you grilled it.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #id
          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          With special guest Jessica Alba and the number "69"
          Nah, too skinny.

          Got to a an outside chance of being smothered in the night to keep it interesting
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #id
            Nigella

            Nnnng, back in 5!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #id
              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Thinks. Sesame. Street. Sesame seed bun filled with Quality Street and then nuked. With caramel sauce.

              Yumski.
              That might just w*rk!
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                #id
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                Got to a an outside chance of being smothered in the night to keep it interesting


                She's certainly built for comfort
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                  Nigella

                  Nnnng, back in 5!
                  I think I got my drool back.

                  What a lass - she'd roger you rigid then cook you a cracking breakfast the morning after I would imagine. In fact I am imagining, right now.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #id
                    I am now the proud owner of two, yes two, ClientCo sausage rolls.

                    One will be a pre-lunch snack to "cleanse the palette".
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I am now the proud owner of two, yes two, ClientCo sausage rolls.
                      Correction: I am the proud owner of just one ClientCo sausage roll.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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