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[FiveTimes]

I used to order continuous stationery with microperforated edges for the sprocket holes. Those edges, when torn off, were ideal for sliding between your teeth to remove bacon strings and bits from sausages and pies that get stuck between your teeth.

I find a receipt does a good job also

[FiveTimes]

If TPD was an episode of Sesame Street, what would this morning's theme be?

and who would be the star guest ? John Denver ??

[DaveB]

If TPD was an episode of Sesame Street, what would this morning's theme be?

Artherosclerosis

And in today's episode the Cookie Monster has a heart attack and is told by the doctors that if he eats another cookie he will die.

[BrowneIssue]

I bought a Morrisons "cracking kit" the other day - four rolls of pig skin for 61p.

I saw them! I picked one up and caught Her Ladyship's eye. She just looked at me.

Then I realised my hand was empty and she was walking off and I no longer wanted whatever it was I had been holding.

How do wives do that?

[voodooflux]

and who would be the star guest ? John Denver ??

Nigella "full fat" Lawson I reckon

[DaveB]

I used to order continuous stationery with microperforated edges for the sprocket holes. Those edges, when torn off, were ideal for sliding between your teeth to remove bacon strings and bits from sausages and pies that get stuck between your teeth.

Lips and Arseholes

[voodooflux]

Artherosclerosis

And in today's episode the Cookie Monsters has a heart attack and is told by the doctors that if he eats another cookie he will die.

But what a way to go

[DaveB]

Nigella "full fat" Lawson I reckon

Oh yes.

[voodooflux]

I saw them! I picked one up and caught Her Ladyship's eye. She just looked at me.

I volunteered to go and do the shopping to give the missus a well earned rest, thus assuming full control of the shopping list.

Well worth sneaking a packet into the trolley if you get chance. Just hide it under something else.

Then I realised my hand was empty and she was walking off and I no longer wanted whatever it was I had been holding.

How do wives do that?

They are taught when they are very young.

[BrowneIssue]

If TPD was an episode of Sesame Street...

Thinks. Sesame. Street. Sesame seed bun filled with Quality Street and then nuked. With caramel sauce.

Yumski.