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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIf TPD was an episode of Sesame Street, what would this morning's theme be?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIf TPD was an episode of Sesame Street, what would this morning's theme be?
Artherosclerosis
And in today's episode the Cookie Monster has a heart attack and is told by the doctors that if he eats another cookie he will die.Last edited by DaveB; 4 March 2009, 11:24."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI bought a Morrisons "cracking kit" the other day - four rolls of pig skin for 61p.
Then I realised my hand was empty and she was walking off and I no longer wanted whatever it was I had been holding.
How do wives do that?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postand who would be the star guest ? John Denver ??Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI used to order continuous stationery with microperforated edges for the sprocket holes. Those edges, when torn off, were ideal for sliding between your teeth to remove bacon strings and bits from sausages and pies that get stuck between your teeth."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostArtherosclerosis
And in today's episode the Cookie Monsters has a heart attack and is told by the doctors that if he eats another cookie he will die.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNigella "full fat" Lawson I reckon"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI saw them! I picked one up and caught Her Ladyship's eye. She just looked at me.
Well worth sneaking a packet into the trolley if you get chance. Just hide it under something else.
Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThen I realised my hand was empty and she was walking off and I no longer wanted whatever it was I had been holding.
How do wives do that?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIf TPD was an episode of Sesame Street...
Yumski.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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