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    #151551
    Happy lemon ----->
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #151552
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Lard.
      Gratuitous lard century post there
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #151553
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Oooo, I wouldn't mind tackling one of those. They do a warm bacon, sausage, egg, cheese panini here where the cheese has a similar adhesive performance to "no-nail". In fact it might just be "no-nail" that they put on there.
        Ooh, it's quality presentation like that makes the death of the pig worthwhile.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #151554
          I'm going to wander down to the ClientCo canteen at around 11.30am I think. That should give the lard time to solidify a little.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #151555
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Lard.
            Dripping on toast.
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #151556
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Gratuitous lard century post there
              How could lard be gratuitous? It is a god of fats.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #151557
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Ooh, it's quality presentation like that makes the death of the pig worthwhile.
                I like pigs. They taste great.

                I bought a Morrisons "cracking kit" the other day - four rolls of pig skin for 61p.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  #151558
                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Dripping on toast.
                  I'm out of drool - I need a cup of tea to rehydrate.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #151559
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    How could lard be gratuitous? It is a god of fats.
                    You're right - I should have reworded to emphasise it was the post that was gratuitous, and not the wonderful foodstuff.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      #151560
                      If TPD was an episode of Sesame Street, what would this morning's theme be?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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