Blimey, that century shot past - I never had a chance.
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40 is staring me in the arse and disapearing rapidly into the distance.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSo they were busy putting out a fire when you drunkenly letched over them?
That's nothing, I've got "40" staring me in face in a couple of years."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Just before the century is no time to go for a wee!Originally posted by cailin maith View Postwee time...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It seems to be taking ages for me to reach it, although I did spend most of last year thinking I was a year older than I actually was.Originally posted by DaveB View Post40 is staring me in the arse and disapearing rapidly into the distance.
I'm sure my 20's went past much quicker than my 30's.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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It sneaks up on you. You'll wake up the morning after and all of a sudden it will be "Oh b*llocks, when did I get old?"Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt seems to be taking ages for me to reach it, although I did spend most of last year thinking I was a year older than I actually was.
I'm sure my 20's went past much quicker than my 30's."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSo they were busy putting out a fire when you drunkenly letched over them?
That's nothing, I've got "40" staring me in face in a couple of years.
puked - if the reports I'm getting are remotely accurate...Comment
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That's how I felt yesterday... oh bollocks, I'm hungover and old!Originally posted by DaveB View PostIt sneaks up on you. You'll wake up the morning after and all of a sudden it will be "Oh b*llocks, when did I get old?"Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by Churchill View Post
puked - if the reports I'm getting are remotely accurate...
Nope all the puking took place yesterday
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThat's how I felt yesterday... oh bollocks, I'm hungover and old!
A lightweight
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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That'll be alcohol poisoning then, eh?Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Nope all the puking took place yesterday
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