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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    During one of my bouts on the bench, I applied for a temporary job with the Post Office.

    I didn't get it...
    Did you fail the "how to spot a card with cash in it and pinch it without being caught" test?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      It moves in straight(ish) lines and doesn't sense the white line, but hey! it's early days yet.
      Lego Mindstorms can do that
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Probably for the best - would have played havoc with your knee that.
        I didn't have the knee problem back then... it's 4 or more years of wandering up & down all these frigging stairs that's done my knees in...

        But I don't think I'd have fitted in well at the post office.

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          My wife insists on posting cash to her brother's kids on the birthday and at Xmas.

          Then she has to post another card with a cheque a week or so later.

          Either the postman's nicking them, or her brother is.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Was it squatting?
            No.

            It was previously just sitting there & doing not a lot really.

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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Lego Mindstorms can do that
              Even a Slinky can move in straight(ish) lines without sensing the white line, too!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Did you fail the "how to spot a card with cash in it and pinch it without being caught" test?
                Not really wanting the job, I put "bad back" on the medical conditions...

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  But I don't think I'd have fitted in well at the post office.
                  Was it the requirement to wear shorts?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Even a Slinky can move in straight(ish) lines without sensing the white line, too!
                    I believe a lot of "celebrities" are rather good at following white lines too. With a straw.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      Lego Mindstorms can do that
                      It's not the destination, it's the journey...

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