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    #14581
    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    ancient joke alert:

    why do so many chineese people live in harrow?
    'cos they get in a taxi and say "Harrow!"
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      #14582
      boom! boom!

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        #14583
        May be ancient but I'd never heard it before.

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          #14584
          Ello ello ello
          I wonder wots been going on here then !!

          Woman convicted of assault charge
          The former wife of a champion jockey has been found guilty of assault.

          Insurance claims adviser Emma Witt, 27, had told Bury St Edmunds magistrates she "had her head kicked in" at The Star pub, Lidgate, Suffolk, in January.

          The court heard Julie Fallon, 41, ex-wife of Kieren Fallon, forced her to the floor and punched and kicked her.

          Fallon, from Wigan, Greater Manchester was given a one-year conditional discharge and ordered to pay £400 compensation and £750 court costs.

          She had denied assault and said she was defending herself when Miss Witt approached her "looking for trouble".
          How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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            #14585
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            Ello ello ello
            I wonder wots been going on here then !!
            It's a fix
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              #14586
              Hmm, Zeity's working late today...

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                #14587
                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                Hmm, Zeity's working late today...
                He's not online now though.
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                  #14588
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  He's not online now though.
                  Hmm, snuck away did he...

                  (Can a giant alien lizard sneak away? Surely the very ground must tremble.)

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                    #14589
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Hmm, snuck away did he...

                    (Can a giant alien lizard sneak away? Surely the very ground must tremble.)
                    Something tells me he'll be back!
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                      #14590
                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      So... Morning... and a bright, chilly and shiny one it is too....

                      It's a chilly one out there this morning. Frost on the top of the cars as I was walking in.

                      Brrrr.
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