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Leicester ******* c*nty ******* council. You bunch of ignorant, useless, good-for-nothing, feckwitted tossers.
Everyone else managed to get their roads gritted, why the **** didnt you?
Because you are ******* useless, thats why."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostLeicester ******* daffodily ******* council. You bunch of ignorant, useless, good-for-nothing tossers.
Everyone else managed to get their roads gritted, why the **** didnt you?
Because you are ******* useless, thats why.
Oh - and is the swear filter broken?
Edit: Obviously not?!?!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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The first 45 miles of my trip to work today took about 45 minutes. That last 12 took an hour and a ******* half"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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The scene outside the window is reminiscent of a snow globe. There are large flakes of snow but they don't seem to be falling, just swirling around.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Bear View PostIt's not as if they knew it was coming though is it?
Oh - and is the swear filter broken?
Edit: Obviously not?!?!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I wouldnt mind so much, but if I had known in advance what a waste of fecking skin they were I would have saved myself the trouble and stayed in bed."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI can make tea
Now I just need someone with enough intelligence, charm, ingenuity, talent and pure grafting skills to get a business set up from scratch on nil budget to a very tight timeline given very challenging market conditions and some significant hurdles to overcome whilst only really referring to me for guidance and steering on issues.
Hmmmmm
Oh.....and they need to work for next to nothing!!Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Anyway, I feel better now."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI think it was actually, I had to go back and do a lightening edit before ferret spotted itSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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