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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    I can't go on without food - I'm going to start on my sandwiches
    I'm starving. Panfried catfish downstairs today, I think.
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      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      I'm starving. Panfried catfish downstairs today, I think.
      Did you have a hearty breakfast before you set out this morning?

      Someone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Did you have a hearty breakfast before you set out this morning?
        Bowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.

        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Someone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.
        ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....
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          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Bowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.
          Cornflakes here too. I'm trying to resist the tempation to go to the canteen and pick up an emergency sausage roll.

          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....
          If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do it
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do it
            CM isn't keen on it, either.
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                Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                CM isn't keen on it, either.
                That will make going for a wee easier.

                HTH

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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Bowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.



                    ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....
                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    Cornflakes here too. I'm trying to resist the tempation to go to the canteen and pick up an emergency sausage roll.



                    If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do it
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    CM isn't keen on it, either.
                    Odd things, wimmin, some of them just can't get enough...

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Odd things, wimmin
                      What an earth are you on about? I know Mrs BP is totally illogical : but surely she is the exception?

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