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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI'm starving. Panfried catfish downstairs today, I think.
Someone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you have a hearty breakfast before you set out this morning?
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSomeone with a base level sense of humour could suggest that "Panfried catfish downstairs" sounds like a euphemism for a "ladies complaint". But not me, so sir.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIf that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do itComment
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I got a facebook message from Diver the other day : he is well but INCREDIBLY busy. Says he wioll try to stop by soon......Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM isn't keen on it, either.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBowl of cornflakes and a coisant at the airport this morning.
ISTR DS23 talking about how SYMBO wasn't keen on him "dining at the fish bar"....Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCornflakes here too. I'm trying to resist the tempation to go to the canteen and pick up an emergency sausage roll.
If that doesn't get us the paddle from CM I don't know what will. Oh hold on, of course I do: knicker elastic. That should do itOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostCM isn't keen on it, either.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOdd things, wimminComment
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