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    #id
    Arrrrrrgh!

    Just been for my co. health check. Was expecting to have to do the pee in a cup bit but they hadnt got their act together to do it. I havn't had a pee all morning in preparation and now I have to wait another 40 mins having been all set to go when I got here
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #id
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      the sparky is coming one night next week
      the plumber is booked for next weekend

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        #id
        *jiggles legs up and down and tries not to think of running water*
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #id
          Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
          the plumber is booked for next weekend
          and the plasterer the weekend after

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            #id
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            the plumber is booked for next weekend
            No, no plumbers!
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #id
              Originally posted by DaveB View Post
              Arrrrrrgh!

              Just been for my co. health check. Was expecting to have to do the pee in a cup bit but they hadnt got their act together to do it. I havn't had a pee all morning in preparation and now I have to wait another 40 mins having been all set to go when I got here
              you should go more often to flush the drugs and booze out

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                #id
                Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                No, no plumbers!
                why ?

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  you should go more often to flush the drugs and booze out
                  I could always use the Withnail method. It involves the use of an empty washing up bottle, a length of pastic tubing and a small child.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    #id
                    wife is out tonight, going round to friends for meal and drinks.

                    I've got a nice lamb curry for my tea (if its defrosted) that was left over from last saturday

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      why ?
                      PLumbers = pipes = water = dripping taps
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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