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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    <- manly

    Emergency dentist?
    If you have an abcess under the tooth, just drive a red hot sowing needle through the gum and under the tooth. It will release the pressure and the toothache will be gone in an hour.

    Worked for me
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      Hi Diver

      How's Brighton? Enjoying the "scene"?
      I'm in Immingham tonight. been to Tyne, Sunderland, Seaham, Hartlepool & Middlesbrough since yesterday morning.
      Six more ports to assess and I'm off home.

      Probably Thursday.

      Knackered though
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        Would you like to be


        I am Mrs Broody...
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          Scene indeed
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post


            I am Mrs Broody...
            Im In a posh hotel in Immingham, Call up
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Im In a posh hotel in Immingham, Call up
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                I'm off, this Vodaphone hookup is too slow, I keep getting timeouts.

                Later
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  I'm off, this Vodaphone hookup is too slow, I keep getting timeouts.

                  Later

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                    There's a bag of M&S ready salted potato sticks in the kitchen cupboard that I happen to know I bought when I was working in Northampton.

                    I last worked in Northampton in July 2005

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      Oi CM, this whole kid thing, I've been thinking...
                      Shame the server cut off the end of that post, which was obviously "...no fscking chance"
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