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[voodooflux]

Listen here sunshine, I was here this morning making things ready for "the big off" before your alarm had even gone off - so button it.

O'rly? Initiating the 30 minute startup sequence of your ClientCo desktop PC does not qualify as "making things ready" sonny jim.

Besides, this plant is a well oiled machine that runs itse....sorry, I can't complete that sentence with a straight face

Anyhow, just been told that IT have finished bastardising my laptop and it is ready to collect. Might walk over there in a minute.

Result - your day will improve from this point on.

[voodooflux]

BEL?

Sorry chief - lack of coffee (and too much tea) has me confuddled this morning!

Let's try again: morning Bunk

[zeitghost]

Do you have any dignity? The older I get the less I have and I didn't have much to start with.

I lost what little I had about 15 years ago when a woman I asked out compared me unfavourably with a lame duck...

[zeitghost]

There's a lovely rainbow over the skool at the top of the hill...

[zeitghost]

I lost what little I had about 15 years ago when a woman I asked out compared me unfavourably with a lame duck...

However, a woman I told about this felt so sorry for me that she shagged me senseless for nearly a year...

[zeitghost]

I'd drivel for the 00, but VDF would get it, so I won't bother...

[zeitghost]

Cunning piece of misdirection that...

[DaveB]

Nah, he's busy, go for it!

[zeitghost]

...

[DaveB]

the lag here is so bad I'll never get it anyway