test please delete

[NickFitz]

Oops, forgot to return to this one after I'd caught up

http://forums.contractoruk.com/743137-post2.html

NickFitz will be proud of me. I hope!

Scourer FTW!

I think that's the first evidence I've seen that those odd tips I occasionally post have some lasting value

[BrowneIssue]

TPD has had over a million views I see.

What a funny old world.

[BrowneIssue]

How different from the home life of our own dear Queen

You are Sandi Toksvig and I claim my £5.

Of rollmops.

[BrowneIssue]

I clicked on 'New Posts'.

497 threads, and that's only since 8th January.

I don't think I'll be trying to catch up.



Morning all.

I'm off out to a committee meeting today in London (boo!) then off to see a friend (hurrah!) I haven't seen since they dug up the M1.

[BrilloPad]

I clicked on 'New Posts'.

497 threads, and that's only since 8th January.

I don't think I'll be trying to catch up.



Morning all.

I'm off out to a committee meeting today in London (boo!) then off to see a friend (hurrah!) I haven't seen since they dug up the M1.

Thanks for saying hello.

Have you been well? How is the gig?

[BrilloPad]

Oops, forgot to return to this one after I'd caught up



Scourer FTW!

I think that's the first evidence I've seen that those odd tips I occasionally post have some lasting value

They do sink in! Its just we are not all as techie clever as you! But we will get there.......

[BrilloPad]

Weird scenes outside the FMB bar...

Some very drunk bloke started pissing against a car parked over the road. Unfortunately for him, said car belonged to one of the doormen at another bar over there. Once alerted to his presence, said doorman and one of his colleagues rapidly proceeded to the spot, and put a stop to his activities.

However, this imposed cessation caused him to fall over backwards and crack his head on the stone window sill of the rather fine example of pre-WWII industrial architecture behind him

Once it became apparent that he wasn't about to go anywhere under his own steam, the doormen from the FMB bar went over to check him out. He apparently insisted that he was OK, and just needed some help to get on his feet. This was given, and he then chose to lean against the wall for a bit.

A few minutes later he chose to leave the wall's bricky embrace, and immediately fell face down in the road - in fact, he fell in the stream of his own piss just behind the car

Once again the FMB bar doormen attended to him, this time mopping blood from his assortment of head wounds. However, he still insisted that he'd be fine, and refused further assistance once he'd managed to regain sufficient consciousness to speak.

He then crossed the road, tripped over the kerb outside the florist's, and went face first into the pavement, thus smacking his head hard against something made of stone (or parts thereof) for the third time in ten minutes

Last I saw of him, he was being scooped into the back of an ambulance as I set off on the walk home

How different from the home life of our own dear Queen

I hope he is okay!

[FiveTimes]

morning all

[BrowneIssue]

I'm sorry I leaned on you all in TPD for support.

But I'm very glad I leaned on you all in TPD for support.

Thank you.

My deepest sympathies to you and yours

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Sorry to hear this BI.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I could get used to this.

TPD is here for you.

Knowing that was more helpful than you would expect.

My sincere condolences, old chap... very sad.

Thank you.

Thank you. It helped.

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DS23 . . . . . . 10,001

Sir,
your sacrifice is noted. Respect.

Blimey. Wot, not even one paddle?


As a wise primate once said:

"If there is a God, then may it/he/she bring you solace in this dark hour. If there isn't, then may you find solace in the knowledge that you are loved by the one closest to you, and by many others, some close to you, some with silly names and avatars, but no less real."

[BrilloPad]

tpd : not just there for the nice things in life?

I am just pleased you posted on tpd rather than general!