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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Flights are expensive, though, as it's last minute.

    BA has one seat available on the plane at the moment.
    And they're even more expensive because I forgot I was away on Friday and booked for the wrong fscking day
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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Are you the chairman of the bored?
      The Bonzo's did it better

      At the local dance, whilst posing by the door
      A lady begged: "would I come on the floor?"
      Above the band, my voice was heard,
      Quite suddenly it had occurred to me:
      I'm Bored!

      I'm bored with everything I touch and see
      I'm bored with exposes of LSD
      I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP
      And so I roar (shoo-be-do-be-do)
      I'm bored.

      Drinking different coloured wines or beers
      (Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug)
      Just quite frankly leaves me bored to (tears for souvenirs)
      And quite apart from what one hears,
      I've been like this for years and years
      You see? Ennui.

      I'm bored with Mother Nature or her son
      I'm bored with everything that should be done
      And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and [raspberry]
      I'm bored.

      I'm tired of art!
      (Drawing bored)
      Sex is a drag!
      (In a boarding house, I dare say.)
      Awk! Australians bore me!
      (You mean the a-bore-iginals, don't you?)
      I'm bored to death!
      (Like mortar bored)

      I am bored.
      [Repeat many times, round-style]
      This is boredom you can afford, from Cyril Bored

      I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made,
      I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade.
      Don't think that I will smile at it,
      I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite,
      I'll say: I'm bored!

      I'm bored with with-it men in spotty ties
      Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Eidelweiss
      I'm bored, and when I hear it
      In a trice, I shout, I'm bored!

      The only thing that ever interests me...
      Is ME! (Me! Meee! Me! Me!...)
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Covered by expenses?
        No - I'm only getting my additional expenses paid. But I'll be staying in a hotel rather than in the dive I was renting.
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          Right - off to assemble more Ikea furniture

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Right - off to assemble more Ikea furniture

            Oi'l do it forra fiver! In fact I'll do it for free. Has to be more interesting than this.
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              30 mins to go.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                HC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot.
                Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  HC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot.
                  I'd like to make it clear that I had nothing to do with said issues.
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                    HC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot.
                    Self inflicted or spontaneous?
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      Self inflicted or spontaneous?
                      He says he was just "tidying up" some files on there. I think he may have been a bit too thorough.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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