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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAre you the chairman of the bored?
At the local dance, whilst posing by the door
A lady begged: "would I come on the floor?"
Above the band, my voice was heard,
Quite suddenly it had occurred to me:
I'm Bored!
I'm bored with everything I touch and see
I'm bored with exposes of LSD
I'm bored with Frank Sinatra's new LP
And so I roar (shoo-be-do-be-do)
I'm bored.
Drinking different coloured wines or beers
(Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug)
Just quite frankly leaves me bored to (tears for souvenirs)
And quite apart from what one hears,
I've been like this for years and years
You see? Ennui.
I'm bored with Mother Nature or her son
I'm bored with everything that should be done
And so, I just poke out my big red tongue and [raspberry]
I'm bored.
I'm tired of art!
(Drawing bored)
Sex is a drag!
(In a boarding house, I dare say.)
Awk! Australians bore me!
(You mean the a-bore-iginals, don't you?)
I'm bored to death!
(Like mortar bored)
I am bored.
[Repeat many times, round-style]
This is boredom you can afford, from Cyril Bored
I hate each Julie Andrews film they've made,
I'm just a nasty narrow-minded jade.
Don't think that I will smile at it,
I'm not a weak-willed hypocrite,
I'll say: I'm bored!
I'm bored with with-it men in spotty ties
Who hum (hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm) tiresome tunes like Eidelweiss
I'm bored, and when I hear it
In a trice, I shout, I'm bored!
The only thing that ever interests me...
Is ME! (Me! Meee! Me! Me!...)"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostCovered by expenses?Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostRight - off to assemble more Ikea furniture
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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HC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHC has some "issues" with his PC at the moment and it won't boot."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostSelf inflicted or spontaneous?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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