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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    Probably putting my chopper ignorance proudly on display here, but could they abseil from a WAH-64 (based on my probably incorrect assumption that it is an attack helicopter with limited internal space rather than a transport helicopter)?

    Oh god, what I have done...be gentle with me!
    Yes yes, normally you are quite correct. But I was more thinking dramatic effect.

    I wonder what mode of transport the aforementioned "Job Centre Plus Rapid Response Team" use? Segway? Wheelchair?

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      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
      Yes yes, normally you are quite correct. But I was more thinking dramatic effect.

      I wonder what mode of transport the aforementioned "Job Centre Plus Rapid Response Team" use? Segway? Wheelchair?
      A bath chair...

      http://www.cityofbath.co.uk/history/bathchair.jpg
      Last edited by zeitghost; 14 January 2009, 12:41.

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        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        Because you were a hologram?
        A hardlight hologram though...

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          I wonder what mode of transport the aforementioned "Job Centre Plus Rapid Response Team" use? Segway? Wheelchair?
          Shop Mobility scooter
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Did they abseil down from black helicopters, laden with business cards and flasks full of Latte?
            Actually, they used their huge shiny ties as parachutes

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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              Yes yes, normally you are quite correct. But I was more thinking dramatic effect.

              I wonder what mode of transport the aforementioned "Job Centre Plus Rapid Response Team" use? Segway? Wheelchair?
              Probably a Prius or G-Wiz or some other environmentally friendly nonsense. All painted up like a Foxtons mini, only even more pointless.

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                Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                Yes yes, normally you are quite correct. But I was more thinking dramatic effect.

                I wonder what mode of transport the aforementioned "Job Centre Plus Rapid Response Team" use? Segway? Wheelchair?
                They could have taken a leaf out of the marines book and strapped themselves to the outside of it.
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  Well so far permiedom has proved every bit as boring as my last couple of contracts.
                  "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                    On the plus side the tea and coffee is free.
                    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                      And I have a desk by the window.
                      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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