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Nope, it ain't there. You can however download a limited life XP VPC image from Microsoft - only lasts until April, but might be enough to get you up and running today.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? -
Morning Zeity.Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
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Double good find. Thank you. Now, will ClientCo laptop run this? Hmmm..Originally posted by voodooflux View PostNope, it ain't there. You can however download a limited life XP VPC image from Microsoft - only lasts until April, but might be enough to get you up and running today.Comment
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It's a joy, ain't it?Originally posted by cojak View PostWell I've just had my M&S salad straight out of the packing in my Travelodge room. I can't even buy a beer here.
God I hate staying in motorway services - I'm looking for a B&B for next week...

I remember staying at the services down in Southampton... two things on the menu I could stomach, and no beer.
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Fret not dear boy - I have been paid up front (hence the reduced profit forecast) and arranged a deal, fronted by South Korea, to lease a substantial amount of Madagascar for storage of said items.Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostI think, my friend, you have been done.
For I was dealing in hard goods, not future promises. It appears that, at least according to AtW (well, probably!), Tesco are doomed. They only managed a 2.5% increase in like for like sales - idiots. And with only £3.1bn in expected profits this year they will never be able to satisfy your insatiable apetite for Noodling.

< insert another Gordon Gecko quote of choice >
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostTime for some more T.V.



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Quite successful as an aid to sleep, washed down with a generous helping of Warninks...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAll mixed together with ketchup for me please.
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"We're here all week, tip your waitress, try the chicken..."Originally posted by HeliCraig View PostThanks for joining the VDF & HC show.
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My life. Panic. Now cancelled thankfully. Thought BP's posting had us all doomed:
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Morning Zeity
How's the knee/cold/life in general?
("General" not referring to CUK forum of the same name - we all know what life is like there).Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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