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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
Just been on the phone to my mum - we're having a family get-together tomorrow for her birthday
She was at the hospital the other day having a blood test. She was just about to leave when the nurse said "No, wait - I'm really sorry, but I've done the wrong test. I'll have to do another one."
So my mum sits down again, as the nurse continues to apologise. Then a thought struck the nurse: "I don't suppose Dr Fitz is your son?" She was obviously worried that she'd messed things up with a doctor's relative, and would be in loads of trouble.
"No," says my mum, "My son isn't a doctor."
<pause>
"He's a lawyer."
Cue even more frantic apologies from nurse
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostEvening boysWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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