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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Nice one!
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      ...and back into real time

      Right, now I'd better get on with doing something of potential value for the forthcoming interview

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        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        ...and back into real time

        Right, now I'd better get on with doing something of potential value for the forthcoming interview
        Polishing your shoes? Finding out where the nearest fuzzys is?

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          It was that big it needed 200 pictures to fit it all in?
          Indeed it was - normally they take 150 pictures, but just for me they needed another 50.

          (Alternatively, the fact that they needed to inject the dye and have another go might have something to do with it!)

          Dread to think how many photos they might need if I needed an MRI on my penis.
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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            I have secured an interview Monday afternoon
            Many congratulations, sir!

            I almost, vaguely, might have an agent ring me back one of these days
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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Evening denizens

              (Note to self: 9846)

              Coming home there was an evil wind gusting from the North, immediately behind me

              As I was feeling rather peckish (I spent time coding when I should have been cooking) I succumbed to the inevitable and popped into the kebab shop down the street.

              Upon leaving, a remarkably vicious gust of wind came from behind and inflated the placcy bag into which the denizens of said kebab shop had placed my purchase, blowing it out before me like a pennant. With a quick flick of the wrist, I twirled it so that it wrapped around my wrist, closed but still inflated by the wind.

              "Woohoo!" thought I, "I've captured the wind!"

              And strangely enough, for the last few hundred yards of my walk home, there wasn't a single gust of wind

              I like it when magic works
              A genius blast from the past post, Nick.
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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Polishing your shoes? Finding out where the nearest fuzzys is?
                According to Google Maps:
                109 mi – about 2 hours 5 mins

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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                  (again) - rank 309 now
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I have secured an interview Monday afternoon
                    excellent news - you don't hang about!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                      A genius blast from the past post, Nick.


                      I remember it - it really was extremely windy except for that last bit

                      I live on a dead straight stretch of Roman road as well, so I'd not gone round a corner or anything.

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