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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHello Troll, Friday at last!
I've been thinking about this. Which direction do you travel in the mornings?
Do you come to work along the M20 then "turn left" onto the M25? If so that explains it, because the slip roads for "turning right" off motorways are normally longer.
I suppose I'm thinking that travelling East to West should be longer 'cos you're effectivly on the outside trackHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostNo I do the M20 M26 M25
I suppose I'm thinking that travelling East to West should be longer 'cos you're effectivly on the outside trackComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostIt's the other way around, shirley? Unless you are travelling on the wrong carriageway...Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostTroll I didn't know you name was shirley
I bet you didn't know he "travelled up the wrong carriageway" either!Comment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHow are you today AP/ Enjoying your job up the East End?
Nearly half way through the contract, and still interviewing people to replace me. Off-site contract here we comeFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostThe City please, they couldn't afford me in the East End.
Nearly half way through the contract, and still interviewing people to replace me. Off-site contract here we come
So ... you've been hired on a three month contract to recruit your successor, whose job will be to recruit their successor, and so on?Comment
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Originally posted by Troll View PostVets or hebrew?
My name is Heather, shortened to Hev, amended to Hevra the Ever Skiving by some shining wit at my last job.
HevraComment
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Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostSorry, City.
So ... you've been hired on a three month contract to recruit your successor, whose job will be to recruit their successor, and so on?Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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