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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Originally posted by DaveB View PostI'd be delighted to, if you'd just like to remove them and hand them over
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostShe can't.
She doesn't wear any.
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Never was a truer word spoken in jest.......
Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhich is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
Why not get the drink in? Mines a double.....
Got a rather timely meeting with the accountant after work - he's partial to a glass of Pinot Grigio
It's going to be:
Fuuuun With Spreeeeeaaadsheets!!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhich is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.
Remember - for every camel toe, there can be a moose knuckle! (probably NSFW)Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostWhich is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.Comment
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Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View PostOh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostSometimes, if done properly, yes.
I'm not one for a whale-tail, though"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostI always preferred the works of Grunthos the Flatulent. Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning is a classic of it's time.
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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