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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    She can't.

    She doesn't wear any.
    Which is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      I'd be delighted to, if you'd just like to remove them and hand them over


      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      She can't.

      She doesn't wear any.
      I bloody do so.... I'd die if I went out without my knickers

      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


      Never was a truer word spoken in jest.......
      Oi -

      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Which is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


        Why not get the drink in? Mines a double.....

        Got a rather timely meeting with the accountant after work - he's partial to a glass of Pinot Grigio

        It's going to be:

        Fuuuun With Spreeeeeaaadsheets!!
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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Which is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.
          True - plus the "whistle" on a windy day can be off-putting.

          Remember - for every camel toe, there can be a moose knuckle! (probably NSFW)
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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Which is a pity if true. A really nice pair of knickers can bring out the best in a young ladies anatomy.
            I always find a bit of VPL quite nice too......

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              Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
              As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                I always find a bit of VPL quite nice too......
                Sometimes, if done properly, yes.

                I'm not one for a whale-tail, though
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                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me
                  As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
                  I always preferred the works of Grunthos the Flatulent. Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning is a classic of it's time.

                  Putty. Putty. Putty.
                  Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
                  Grarmpitutty - Morning!
                  Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
                  Discovery..... Oh.
                  Putty?..... Armpit?
                  Armpit..... Putty.
                  Not even a particularly
                  Nice shade of green.
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                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Sometimes, if done properly, yes.

                    I'm not one for a whale-tail, though
                    No - a whale-tail combined with a slag tag can be quite horrific
                    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                      I always preferred the works of Grunthos the Flatulent. Ode To A Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning is a classic of it's time.

                      Putty. Putty. Putty.
                      Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
                      Grarmpitutty - Morning!
                      Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
                      Discovery..... Oh.
                      Putty?..... Armpit?
                      Armpit..... Putty.
                      Not even a particularly
                      Nice shade of green.
                      Ahh - splendid! I was pondering having a look at the 12 book epic "My Favourite Bathtime Gurgles" by him. I think that snippet has wet my appetite.
                      "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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