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You were talking to the rossers. you grass.........Originally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
Just had a couple of detectives round
They were asking about some bloke I might have seen, associating with the former neighbours. I couldn't really help them - never heard of the name they had. I had a vague memory of occasionally seeing somebody similar to their description, but it would have been many months ago and I wasn't even certain if I was correct in remembering him being with the chap from flat 4
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostYou were talking to the rossers. you grass.........

unreliable witness
At one point I started to give them a description of the bloke I thought I'd seen months ago - half way through, I realised that I was actually describing a chap who works at the garage I take the car to
After that I couldn't get the mechanic out of my head, so the whole exercise pretty much ground to a halt
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There is a post on failblog where someone had posted a smilie face on a forum, thus:Originally posted by cailin maith View Posthow come I don't have one of those upside down V's on my keyboard
How did you do that CG?
d(><)b
Cue the response "Cool - how do you get a backwards 'b'?"
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Not bad - waiting for my DVD drive to finish burning tonights film, then I can go downstairs and watch it.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
How are you?
Putting off the packing for Christmas for as long as I can
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So about 3 days time then.......Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAhem..... I will treat those remarks with the contempt they deserve
Can one of you
answer the question, when ye are finished laughing 
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When they start beating you with the hosepipe you will remember!Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
unreliable witness
At one point I started to give them a description of the bloke I thought I'd seen months ago - half way through, I realised that I was actually describing a chap who works at the garage I take the car to
After that I couldn't get the mechanic out of my head, so the whole exercise pretty much ground to a halt
Your police interactions come in waves : I predict several police stories from you over coming days.....Comment
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