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    I saw you touching her up the other day, zeity, you dirty bugger...

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      Now all I need is Green woman plus Purple Hair & I'm completely happy.
      Best I could come up with Zeit - I'm sure Fortune will find better...
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        Universal facts

        1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
        2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
        3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
        4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
        5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
        6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
        7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
        8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
        10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
        11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
        12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
        13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
        14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
        15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
        16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
        17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
        18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
        first given opportunity.
        19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
        20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
        21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
        22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
        23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
        24) You never ever run out of salt.
        25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
        26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
        27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
        28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
        29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
        30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
        31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard
        32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
        specifically to stir paint with.
        33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
        34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
        35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.
        I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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          Green boobies.



          Orange boobies.

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            "30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug."

            After a party (in my youthful days) I came down the stairs and jumped the last 5 or so, over this kid (asleep) and landed straight on an upturned plug in my bare feet. I then had to limp about 2 miles home. I can vouch for how painful it is, especially when your foot sweats.

            Also the orange and green boobies above are rubbish and vastly inferior to the quality posts supplied by Fortune Green.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              Mmmmmm...... orange boobies......

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                Originally posted by zeitghost
                Now all I need is Green woman plus Purple Hair & I'm completely happy.
                Will greenish sort-of-woman with pink hair do?

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                  Mmmmmm....... boobies in green.......

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                    Mmmmmm........ boobies in (not much) blue.......

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                      Mmmmmm..... boobies...........

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