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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostVery very busy day coming up : esp for Mrs BP.
The Mother-out-law is currently on her broomstick flying to visit us......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Who invented this tulipty software!!!! It's driving me ******* crackers!!!!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTrue : but I can look at ANYTHING I want as long as I dont touchWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by Ravello View PostWorryingly, I was giving a presentation a few years ago to a supplier and one of their guys was obviously asleep. Trying not to take this personally I soldiered on with the powerpoint and hoping one of his colleagues would do something other than smile about it.
I sped through the rest of the presentation as fast as I could, and assumed that the lights coming back on would be sufficient to wake the guy up. It wasn't. Turns out the guy was diabetic and was slipping into a coma. His colleagues had 'forgotten' his condition and had also assumed he was asleep. Ended up requiring an ambulance on site.
I've been to meetings that have almost caused me to slip into a coma.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Who invented this tulipty software!!!! It's driving me ******* crackers!!!!
Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostHow was the meeting? Did she take minutes or give seconds?
She was saying recently how she was thinking of plastic surgery. I assured her she looked wonderful.
Luckily I did not have to lie for once......Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
I've been to meetings that have almost caused me to slip into a coma.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostWould have been better wearing a white blouse instead of a black baggy jumper.
She was saying recently how she was thinking of plastic surgery. I assured her she looked wonderful.
Luckily I did not have to lie for once......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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