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    #135661
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    These knickers are doing my head in... some of the thread has come loose and they are driving me mad
    Proves you are not commando. Well - not today anyway.......

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      #135662
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      You think we should buy her some new knicker elastic?
      What's wrong with the old knicker elastic?

      (Have we mentioned "knicker elastic" enough times yet? The paddle doesn't seem to be forthcoming...)
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #135663
        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        What's wrong with the old knicker elastic?

        (Have we mentioned "knicker elastic" enough times yet? The paddle doesn't seem to be forthcoming...)
        Thats a very good point. Do you think if I mention the word "moist" it might provoke the correct response?

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          #135664
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Thats a very good point. Do you think if I mention the word "moist" it might provoke the correct response?
          Not sure - worth a shot though. Go for it...
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #135665
            I'm sensing imminent paddle...
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #135666
              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              These knickers are doing my head in... some of the thread has come loose and they are driving me mad
              And here starts smutty Friday.

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                #135667
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Why are you wearing your knickers on your head?

                If I suggest you could just take them off would I get the paddle?
                I'd never take them off!!

                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Proves you are not commando. Well - not today anyway.......
                Never
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #135668
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Thats a very good point. Do you think if I mention the word "moist" it might provoke the correct response?
                  The word "juvenile" springs to mind...
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #135669
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I'd never take them off!!



                    Never


                    And I got more than VDF

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                      #135670
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      The word "juvenile" springs to mind...
                      Isn't it smutty friday then?

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