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    #id
    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    How do any of you get work done?

    I've managed a few sentences of a major doc that I haven't got a hope of finishing by the 31st...

    Oh, hold on....
    What is this "W**k" of which you speak?

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      #id
      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      How do any of you get work done?

      I've managed a few sentences of a major doc that I haven't got a hope of finishing by the 31st...

      Oh, hold on....
      Don't swear!
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        #id
        Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
        Only lifetime contract you'll get!
        Perhaps you're happy to stay at ClientCo forever!?
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Whose lifetime?

          Yours, mine or theirs()...
          What's the life expectancy of green alien lizards?
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #id
            Originally posted by cojak View Post
            Till the 31st....
            No chance of them delaying the start of the new assignment until the New Year?
            Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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              #id
              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              Perhaps you're happy to stay at ClientCo forever?
              Yes, thats right. Sorry, so who has been here longer?

              You are a cantankerous little soul today aren't you?? Any news on your laptop.

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                #id
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                No chance of them delaying the start of the new assignment until the New Year?
                Nope - I suspect ClientCo to be in a bit of a stew - shame really as I love those kind of gigs (Thursday: "We need you at ClientCo in Switzerland 8am Monday...")

                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                  Yes, thats right. Sorry, so who has been here longer?
                  You - I didn't get in till 9.00am today.

                  I thought you said you felt like you'd been here for eternity? It does feel like time has stood still for the last two years.

                  Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                  You are a cantankerous little soul today aren't you?? Any news on your laptop.
                  Moi? Pot, kettle, etc. ya cheeky sod!
                  Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                    #id
                    That's why I don't really mind not having a contract by the 5th - something will turn up...
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                      #id
                      Originally posted by cojak View Post
                      That's why I don't really mind not having a contract by the 5th - something will turn up...
                      Fingers crossed for you.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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