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    Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
    ..the craft doors opened and in stepped two demure, bubbly Paddle Vixens. Their eyes were sparkling, skin glowing and they had the cutest little button noses...they looked so alike..they could have been twins...
    Hold on, this is suspiciously similar to my story...
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
      ...the Giant Alien Lizard tried not to drool...
      ...he managed to stop himself before they noticed and introduced himself as El Zeity...
      That boy go raaaaaaa
      Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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        Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
        ...the Giant Alien Lizard tried not to drool...
        I was going to suggest another word, but thought better of it as there might be kids reading ( HC).
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Found an army then did you?
          No I am feeling suicidal.

          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          Hold on, this is suspiciously similar to my story...
          Wow, you, the victim of plagiarism. The boot is on the other foot.

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            Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
            ...he managed to stop himself before they noticed and introduced himself as El Zeity...
            ...they giggled, looked at each other and then said "Hi Zeity, I'm CM, and I'm Zara B, we are THE paddle vixens"...
            That boy go raaaaaaa
            Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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              Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
              The boot is on the other foot.
              I'll just kick you with that foot instead then.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                I'll just kick you with that foot instead then.
                Mind the hamster !
                Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                  Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                  ...they giggled, looked at each other and then said "Hi Zeity, I'm CM, and I'm Zara B, we are THE paddle vixens"...
                  ..Zeity watching his words very carefully said "I really need your help in..in.in... oh.. yes..in..generating the pali sequence for the VoodooFlux capacitor...
                  That boy go raaaaaaa
                  Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
                    Mind the hamster !
                    Oops, sorry!
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I'll just kick you with that foot instead then.
                      Make it hard, and direct in the head. I want to not be here.

                      Between annoying, meeting organising, wiki arranging, useless tosspots and straight lunatics I just want to go home.

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