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Is there a bigus dikus in the room his wife, maximus Buttockus is looking for him
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he has a wife, you know. you know what she's called? she's called... 'incontinentia'. 'incontinentia buttocks'.Comment
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i've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. silence! call yourselves pwaetowian guards? you're not-- seize him! seize him! blow your noses and seize him!Comment
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crawling slowy to 14 and a half k. come on! where's the desire! where's the spirit! up and at 'em!Comment
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Yeh! that's the one
Have to watch that again tonight, haven't seen it for about three years but still got the tape.
That scene L O B and the one from meaning of life with the fat man exploding
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I am going to make a nice curry now.
and watch Life of brian.
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We flew into Kigali AP, and entered the country without problem, the cover was that we were coffee buyers from the UK, Accreditation had been supplied by a legitimate company that did not at the time trade with Rwandan coffee suppliers.Originally posted by DiverNot to be dissuaded the gov agent arranged a flight into Rwanda where we would gather intel from refugees and make a clandistine border crossing to gain physical evidence. Ie, film and Photo.
After several false starts we managed to get transport down to Nemba, a small town Nr the burundi border.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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