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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI've just had a cup of tea and a muffin and I think I'm improving. One of the kids is off school today so I might go and play Lego Indiana Jones with him in a bit.
I could get used to this lifestyle. Perhaps I should send the missus out to work instead?
Hope your son feels better soon.Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Oh, and you, Zara..."I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'Comment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOoh careful what you say - just think of the six week chool hols - 4 Kids, rain and childrens TV
Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostHope your son feels better soon.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostThree men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
Defintely worthy of the joke thread.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAside from the T.V. there are a lot of similarities with ClientCo
Hum - I know what you mean - I once managed a helpdesk with 20 staff and it was like running a kindergarden
No.4 (baby girl - nearly 3 months) seems to have it as well nowJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOh no - Always hated it when the kids were ill as baby's - give her a big cuddleWhere are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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