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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    That's the one.
    I like that saying I might change mine... from "oh twat", to "oh cock"!
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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I like that saying I might change mine... from "oh twat", to "oh cock"!
        It's a phrase I use a lot at ClientCo.
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          It's a phrase I use a lot at ClientCo.
          I also use FFS and not the abbreviated, edited version..... apparantly I have a bad rep for my language in this place
          Bazza gets caught
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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            I also use FFS and not the abbreviated, edited version..... apparantly I have a bad rep for my language in this place
            [sarcasm]

            No!! Surely not!

            Not sweet little CM!!

            They must have got it wrong! - you! bad language, never!!

            [/sarcasm]
            Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              I also use FFS and not the abbreviated, edited version..... apparantly I have a bad rep for my language in this place
              I can't believe you would be so uncouth as to utter profanities in the workplace.

              One of my colleagues has an encyclopedia of rude phrases on his desk. We refer to it almost hourly.
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                Originally posted by Bear View Post
                [sarcasm]

                No!! Surely not!

                Not sweet little CM!!

                They must have got it wrong! - you! bad language, never!!

                [/sarcasm]
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                I can't believe you would be so uncouth as to utter profanities in the workplace.

                One of my colleagues has an encyclopedia of rude phrases on his desk. We refer to it almost hourly.

                Ha ******* ha, you pair!!!

                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  There, that's that done.

                  It's the first time I've responded to a Jobserve posting since June 2005

                  I ended up completely rejigging my CV, converting all of the prose to bullet points. It's no bigger than before and it says just as much about everything as it did, but it has much more impact for people who are glancing through it for key words and phrases, IMHO

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    I ended up completely rejigging my CV, converting all of the prose to bullet points. It's no bigger than before and it says just as much about everything as it did, but it has much more impact for people who are glancing through it for key words and phrases, IMHO
                    Did you manage to keep it to 2 pages?
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by Bear View Post
                      [sarcasm]

                      No!! Surely not!

                      Not sweet little CM!!

                      They must have got it wrong! - you! bad language, never!!

                      [/sarcasm]
                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I can't believe you would be so uncouth as to utter profanities in the workplace.

                      One of my colleagues has an encyclopedia of rude phrases on his desk. We refer to it almost hourly.
                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      Ha ******* ha, you pair!!!

                      Oh dear, the things some people do to get CM to unleash the paddle, tut tut.
                      That boy go raaaaaaa
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