It's raining lots and lots and lots outside
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt's raining lots and lots and lots outsideComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIt's stopped now...
The wondrous denizen (he really is a very nice chap) who lives upstairs seems to have gone away for the weekend.
Given that the former denizens of the other flats are either locked up, on the run, or vegetable matter which has been taken away for analysis, it seems that I have the property to myself
Obviously, the best thing in such circumstances is to have a girlfriend who likes it rough so she can scream really loud. (Seriously - been there, done that, and I was shocked by some of the things she wanted )
Still, as she's not around at the moment, it might be a good time to revisit the Concert for Bangladesh - it's always worth turning that up to elevenComment
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It's quiet in here tonight... Maybe everyone else has something better to doThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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And there's me thinking "Ooh, I should turn this down - what about the neighbours."
The prison's about a mile away - I doubt I'm disturbing anybody there
"My Sweet Lord"...
And now... "Awaiting on You All"Comment
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Lordy, Lordy, my sweet Lordy...
The Concert for Bangladesh was a damn sight better musically than that Live Aid stuffComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostIt's quiet in here tonight... Maybe everyone else has something better to do
Although I'm crashing out now - I'm not sure if that constitutes "something better"Comment
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