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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
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pali
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostI don't really do shops these days - this year I will once again buy the vast majority of my Christmas presents online. Might have a trip into Birmingham while the German fair is on though to sample some of the food and "liquid refreshment" stallsThat boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post#131100
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I like bluewater......That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAbsolutely. It's the only way to do it.
What I find really bizarre about women is that they'll go around shops when they don't need anything. They appear to derive pleasure from the mere fact of being in a retail outlet - or, preferably, in the vicinity of dozens of them.
Give a man a large expanse of land near a motorway junction and unlimited funds, and he'll want to build a theme park with huge rollercoasters, and monster trucks, and paintball, and stuff like that. A women would want to build a shopping centre, just so they could wander around it looking at stuff they don't want.
I remember the old story of the cowboy who'd lived all his life out on the prairie, herding cattle. Then one day he was taken to the big city - Dallas, or somewhere. His hosts took him into the biggest department store in the city, and took him all around its departments, showing him the marvels available to buy.
Leaving the store, they asked him what he thought. He reflected for a moment, and said:
"I never knew there were so many things a man didn't need."
And for NF a maths library!
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo get a coffee and read the paper. Sorted........That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post#131131
voodooflux
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Though NF deserved it for having such a long post.......Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNice pali!
Next time I'll post and then check for typosComment
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostMost of the stuff was done online, but there were some thing she just had to go and see.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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