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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Good morning Scourer!

    Morning All!

    Godd morning CM!
    Morning old chap

    How are you today?

    BTW are your balls clean yet? You have been licking them for a long time.......

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Your niece ate too many leeks(leak was a typo) that gave her chronic wind and she had to callout a doctor?
      close..

      Was watching spooks and waiting for the explosions, when the phone rings.
      My niece was round at her Dad's house, she could smell gas from outside. She opened the door and the smell was awful.... she called me (Dad was out)... Straight on the phone to the emergency call out number, hops in the car pick her and her 3 year old son up.
      Back to ours, wait for callout man, he turns up, major split in the gas supply, sorted it out and the house was safe to go in.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Morning old chap

        How are you today?

        BTW are your balls clean yet? You have been licking them for a long time.......
        I'm fine! Busy but that's usually the way.

        The balls thing isn't hygene, purely for self abuse!

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          Morning all... Have I missed anything?

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            I see that I have... a Ten Millennia, a Millennium and a century... ho hum...

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              lurkers out.
              I have to lurk, can't really login in the office. I still have not managed to stay out of trouble. My manager has invited me to lunch this week, can't be good
              Fiscal nomad it's legal.

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                Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post
                I have to lurk, can't really login in the office. I still have not managed to stay out of trouble. My manager has invited me to lunch this week, can't be good


                I disagree about the lunch! If it was bad you would be taken into a room.....

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  I see that I have... a Ten Millennia, a Millennium and a century... ho hum...


                  Where have you been old chap?

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    close..

                    Was watching spooks and waiting for the explosions, when the phone rings.
                    My niece was round at her Dad's house, she could smell gas from outside. She opened the door and the smell was awful.... she called me (Dad was out)... Straight on the phone to the emergency call out number, hops in the car pick her and her 3 year old son up.
                    Back to ours, wait for callout man, he turns up, major split in the gas supply, sorted it out and the house was safe to go in.
                    Being as it was dark I would have lit a match so I could see the source of the leak.......

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                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      I'm fine! Busy but that's usually the way.

                      The balls thing isn't hygene, purely for self abuse!
                      I still reckon Busy is good in these credit crunched times.....

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