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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Hi Scourer

    FFS...

    Much banging and rattling of the door (which I now have a large piece of wood jammed against, to go with the locks and bolt). Approaching it after silencing the telly, I heard a male and a female voice.

    Opening up, I found a detective and a female PC out there looking most surprised to see me (I'd spoken to them in the hall this afternoon).

    "Oh, isn't this Flat 4?"

    "No..."

    "Oh, good job I didn't kick the door in then! Sorry to have bothered you!"

    So now the coppers have taken it upon themselves to start scaring the crap out of me during Coronation Street...
    Watching soap operas now an offence?

    on second thoughts.......

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


      That's just belt & braces - I wouldn't have bothered except it was leaning by the door anyway, having been there since I moved in over three years ago. I brought it from my old place (where a builder had left it) for some reason I can no longer remember, put it there for no good reason other than that I couldn't be bothered to carry it any further, and it's just been leaning there ever since. Turns out it's just the right size to wedge under the lock

      Given that the unwanted visitors knew exactly where they were going and what they were doing, I'm more worried about the Police now

      I've also written the flat number on the door with a whiteboard pen in the hope of avoiding further confusion
      As long as you've written it in Assamese, Bengali, Bodo, Dogri, Gujarati, Hindi, Kannada, Kashmiri, Konkani, Maithili, Malayalam, Manipuri, Marathi, Nepali, Oriya, Punjabi, Sanskrit, Santhali, Sindhi, Tamil, Telugu and Urdu the Leicestershire Constabulary should be able to read it
      The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        Evening

        Kids are now full of sweets after a successful evening of scaring the neighbours.
        I dont let them eat any! They just collect as much as possible - save me a few quid.....

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          Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View Post
          As long as you've written it in Assamese, Bengali, Bodo, Dogri, Gujarati, Hindi, Kannada, Kashmiri, Konkani, Maithili, Malayalam, Manipuri, Marathi, Nepali, Oriya, Punjabi, Sanskrit, Santhali, Sindhi, Tamil, Telugu and Urdu the Leicestershire Constabulary should be able to read it
          You forgot the flying squad. rhyming slang needed.....

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              http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/a134...om-bottom.html

              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                I see NF is the subject of much discussion over in tpdville.....
                Last edited by BrilloPad; 31 October 2008, 21:54.

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                  Do you have to login to see story?

                  From the link name looks like the story my gf mentioned earlier - vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      Do you have to login to see story?

                      From the link name looks like the story my gf mentioned earlier - vicar-has-potato-removed-from-bottom
                      Try the link again now - I messed it up the first time. Yep, it's the same story.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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