Originally posted by DaveB
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Indeed a celebration is called for. Perhaps I should first bathe myself in preparation for the festivities...
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Well done Mr B!
11,982 views, 1354 posts - don't they go by in a blink?
Indeed a celebration is called for. Perhaps I should first bathe myself in preparation for the festivities...
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I must admit that this has become quite an interesting thread and seems to occupy more of my attention than any of the others.
Good work to all those involed.Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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Now I know why we Jagaroth are so appreciative of your human females.Comment
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Has anyone else noticed that Scaroth of the Jagaroth was the last poster on every forum.
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It's easy when you've been fractured in time.Originally posted by monkeyboyHas anyone else noticed that Scaroth of the Jagaroth was the last poster on every forum.
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Reference......
Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be
dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.
Regards,
Project Leader
KEEP READING…
Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:
Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.
Regards,
Project LeaderI don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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