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The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
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Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
Oh hang on, are you suggesting that I would drink lager
Never, unless it's the real stuff made according to the Reinheitsgebot - which Carling (the lager, not the sultry temptress of TPD) most certainly is not
I'm sure said sultry temptress would be found to be pure, once the McDonalds food was thoroughly purged from her system
I was merely suggesting it had gone quiet since the sultry temptress had gone...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostNot at all - I wouldn't insult you in such a manner. Maybe other manners, but not one such as this
I was merely suggesting it had gone quiet since the sultry temptress had gone...
Then I found that you had replied to it, so the original wrong-headed drivel is preserved withinin your quote tags, and your reply seems to apply to something I never said
You have to love the mutability of the web... it's like 1984, but we're in control of altering the past, and things like Google's cache, archive.org, and people quoting stuff they reply to make sure that the memory holes don't work
Anyway...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostIndeed - I realised that I had misinterpreted you, and edited my post.
Then I found that you had replied to it, so the original wrong-headed drivel is preserved withinin your quote tags, and your reply seems to apply to something I never said
You have to love the mutability of the web... it's like 1984, but we're in control of altering the past, and things like Google's cache, archive.org, and people quoting stuff they reply to make sure that the memory holes don't work
Anyway...The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostAll that aside, how are you Nick?
As previously mentioned I'm dithering over the sandwich issue (although it'll actually be a cob, not a sandwich).
I think I'll get back to the end of season 4 of Babylon 5 whilst I deliberate, now that the neighbours seem to have settled down a bit.
I assume you're working late again? I'm thinking that I ought to get to bed before too long, in case the Leics. Plod want to call me in the morning about that matter I mentioned earlier...Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostFine thanks, EO - are you OK?
As previously mentioned I'm dithering over the sandwich issue (although it'll actually be a cob, not a sandwich).
I think I'll get back to the end of season 4 of Babylon 5 whilst I deliberate, now that the neighbours seem to have settled down a bit.
I assume you're working late again? I'm thinking that I ought to get to bed before too long, in case the Leics. Plod want to call me in the morning about that matter I mentioned earlier...
I shouldn't worry about going to bed - Leics Police seem to appreciate their public being somewhat incoherent during conversation, in my experience. That way, they don't look as hard of thinking as they actually areThe squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostI'm good thanks mate, if a little weary. Yes, working late again - ah well, someone has to do it...
I shouldn't worry about going to bed - Leics Police seem to appreciate thier public being somewhat incoherent during conversation, in my experience. That way, they don't look as hard of thinking as they actually are
Whilst dithering over the sandwich issue, I stumbled across the pâté - the "shall I eat something" issue was resolved at that moment
So it's toasted slices of baguette with Ardennes pâté and Babylon 5 FTW!Comment
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