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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Jack woke up with a killer hangover after attending his firm's Christmas Party.

    He didn't even remember how he got home. It's 8.30. What day is it?
    Thursday. His wife must have gone to work.

    As he struggled into consciousness through the fog of a pounding
    headache, his stomach plummeted as he wondered what the hell he did
    last night.

    He forced himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he saw was a
    couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And,
    next to them, a little vase of sweet peas, freshly picked from the
    garden.

    He sat up. The bedroom was clean and tidy, - there was no trail of
    drunkenly abandoned clothes, fresh air was coming in through the
    window and all was serene. He stumbled to the bathroom, also pristine,
    and, squinting gingerly into the mirror, saw that he had a black eye.
    This was not a good sign, but no memories were returning.

    As he concentrated hard on getting the world into focus, he saw a
    post-it note stuck on the corner of the mirror . It was written in
    red, with little hearts on it and a kiss from his wife.

    'I'll ring your office and tell them you won't be in today. Breakfast
    is in the oven. Try to eat something and go back to bed for the
    morning. There's snooker on TV this afternoon. Take it easy today,
    hope your eye doesn't hurt too much. See you tonight. I love you,
    darling! Love, Jillian. x '

    He stumbled to the kitchen and sure enough, there was hot breakfast,
    steaming hot coffee and the newspaper. His teenaged son was sitting at
    the table, eating.

    Jack, bracing himself, asked his son what happened the previous night.

    ' Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
    fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the
    hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door. '

    Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect
    order, aspirins by the bed, a nice note from Mum and breakfast waiting
    for me?'

    His son replied, 'Oh THAT!... Mum dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your trousers off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone you
    slapper, I'm married!!'

    Broken Coffee Table £250
    Hot Breakfast £3.50
    Two Aspirins 20p
    Saying the right thing, at the right time......PRICELESS
    Love it!
    That boy go raaaaaaa
    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      Right, that's the penultimate service started and working well

      Just one to go...
      Go VF go!
      That boy go raaaaaaa
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        Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
        Go VF go!
        ...annnnnnnnnnnd that's the last one

        Reet, time to go home! Later
        Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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          Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
          ...annnnnnnnnnnd that's the last one

          Reet, time to go home! Later
          Safe journey home VF, catch you later
          That boy go raaaaaaa
          Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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            Oh no one of the Lady's friends has just popped in, she's muttering something about her PC not working...where to hide?
            That boy go raaaaaaa
            Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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              Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
              Oh no one of the Lady's friends has just popped in, she's muttering something about her PC not working...where to hide?
              Be a man Diablo just say NO!
              That boy go raaaaaaa
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                Oh brilliant she's gone phew!
                That boy go raaaaaaa
                Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                  Mmm lasagna is done!
                  That boy go raaaaaaa
                  Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                    Right all back later
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
                    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                      You are truly a good citizen!
                      Internet addict

                      It was just force of habit - I saw an odd name, and immediately thought "Something's bound to come up on Google for that." I was quite surprised when it came up as a band, as on first glance it looked as if it might be an East European woman's name

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