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Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
sidled with management. Boomed. 
decided to become a kiss ass
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I'm gonna get me a paddle!That boy go raaaaaaa
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Did you give her lessons?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostShe should - I trust her spanking judgement
Me: Taxi!
Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
Me: To my happy place!Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you give her lessons?
Me: Taxi!
Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
Me: To my happy place!
Nutter!!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Err... no. You know I am not capable of that. OfficeIdiot on the other hand is lost this week with no one around whose ass he can kiss. He was trying to creep to LittleBoss yesterday - very funny.Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
decided to become a kiss ass

WSS+1.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
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Sorry, nurse hasn't brought my medication round yetOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Nutter!!
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostSorry, nurse hasn't brought my medication round yet
HeliCraig.
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I reckon CM's Plan B is merchandise of CM branded paddles and also training courses, the CCPA, CCPP and CCPE* all which of are lab based with extensive practical assessments.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDid you give her lessons?
Me: Taxi!
Taxi Driver: Where you going guv?
Me: To my happy place!
CM Certified Paddle Associate
CM Certified Paddle Professional
CM Certified Paddle Engineer
I'm right aren't I CM?That boy go raaaaaaa
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Originally posted by El_Diablo View PostI reckon CM's Plan B is merchandise of CM branded paddles and also training courses, the CCPA, CCPP and CCPE* all which of are lab based with extensive practical assessments.
CM Certified Paddle Associate
CM Certified Paddle Professional
CM Certified Paddle Engineer
I'm right aren't I CM?
Yep!!
We did discuss the sale of CM branded paddles on Ebay, the other day
I reckon I could make a fortune!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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