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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post


    Good job I didn't add this one
    As was said at the time - I don't think I shall be able to concentrate any more this afternoon.

    Not that I could before I read that though....

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      Ok - lets change the subject - shall we??

      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Knicker Elastic King

        Neil Innes


        He used to travel in bath cubes
        Until the slump came
        Ooooo hooo
        And faced with redundancy he turned his mind to other things
        And that is how he made his name

        He's the Knicker Elastic King
        Knicker Elastic King
        A self-made man with a business to run
        Something to sell to everyone
        Knicker Elastic King
        Ooo la la

        Knicker Elastic - everybody used it
        Knicker Elastic - nobody refused it
        Knicker Elastic King
        The Knicker Elastic King

        He grew so rich the Gnomes of Zurich
        Were green with envy
        The darling of the Stock Exchange
        Made the New Year's Honours List
        And won the Queen's Award to Industry

        Knicker Elastic - essence of propriety
        Knicker Elastic - upholder of society
        Knicker Elastic King
        The Knicker Elastic King

        His rubber business kept expanding
        But then disaster
        Ooo hoo
        The price of raw material
        Coupled with inflation
        Brought about his downfall
        The bottom fell right out of the market

        And that's the story of
        The Knicker Elastic King
        The Knicker Elastic King
        A self-made man with a business to run
        And something to sell to everyone
        Knicker Elastic King
        ooo la-la
        The Knicker Elastic King


        MP3 available - that's a direct link to the audio file, so you might want to save it for later if you're in an office

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          Ah Crap..... Chimp
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Ah Crap..... Chimp

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Ok - lets change the subject - shall we??

              Yeah - wasn't there a conversation about stockings not so long back??
              (If not, there should have been!).

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                Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                Yeah - wasn't there a conversation about stockings not so long back??
                (If not, there should have been!).
                there's been plenty conversations about stockings, especially when theFaqqer was around, especially those of the white variety.

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                  Ok.... lets really attempt to change the subject now... there are much more exciting things we can talk about...

                  Where is VF, for starters?

                  What did Ted have for lunch?

                  lots of exciting material here in TPD up for discussion!!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                    there's been plenty conversations about stockings, especially when theFaqqer was around, especially those of the white variety.
                    He was more than a little obsessed with white stockings - although I never really got why... surely black are much more attractive
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                      there's been plenty conversations about stockings, especially when theFaqqer was around, especially those of the white variety.
                      Thats what we like to hear. Stockings really are an all round good thing.

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