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Bravissimo is good for girlies with big cup sizes and small back sizesOriginally posted by HeliCraig View PostBravissimo is very expensive - but very nice.
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Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I know something else that's good for girlies like that...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBravissimo is good for girlies with big cup sizes and small back sizes
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostI know something else that's good for girlies like that...
Big hands..... thank the Lord for them!
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Unless they belong to a large, African, male midwife at the local maternity wardOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Big hands..... thank the Lord for them!
If ever someone was in the wrong job......
.....much like HC
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And on the subject of hands we've just had this health and safety missive at ClientCo...
Let's be careful out there.Take Care Of Your Hands
The main causes of hand injuries are
· People hurrying
· People being distracted whilst doing their job
· Thinking it “can’t happen to me!”
· Touching moving machinery to check it is working
· Touching things that could be sharp or hot to test if they areLast edited by voodooflux; 14 October 2008, 10:32.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Erm.... thanks VFOriginally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd by coincidence we've just had a health and safety brief missive at ClientCo...
Let's be careful out there.
Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostBravissimo is good for girlies with big cup sizes and small back sizes
Originally posted by Churchill View PostI know something else that's good for girlies like that...WTS. Yeee-hah.Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
Big hands..... thank the Lord for them!
Its funny you mention that as exactly 1 year ago I was in an operating theatre with Mrs HC; and we had an anesthetist who looked like Spoony of Radio 1 fame. Very surreal when combined with a lack of sleep for the prior 20 hours!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostUnless they belong to a large, African, male midwife at the local maternity ward
If ever someone was in the wrong job......
.....much like HC
Oh, and shut it VF.
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I have those missives on auto-delete. Shame though, the new guy doesn't appear as much as the last one. Must have a different PR company!Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAnd on the subject of hands we've just had this health and safety missive at ClientCo...
Let's be careful out there.Comment
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Well the PIC thingie is working...
Amazingly enough.
Keyboard scan is a bit doubtful though...
I suppose I'll have to do the debounce thing.
Ho hum.Comment
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