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      Oh for Goodness sake, have I got to keep TPD going by myself now?

      Come on people, tear yourselves away from your tawdry lives and focus on the essentials! 200K isn't that far from here... and then it's the quarter-million!

      Only three more of those and TPD reaches one million posts

      You know we can do it if we try

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        Some very silly shenanigans down the FMB bar tonight

        A young lady (I think I've seen her in there before - she looks about eighteen to twenty) had come to the bar, where as she waited (it was very busy at this time) she was very exuberant and generally twirly, seeking the attention of all the nearby men (even if they were clearly in a group which included their partner), and even catching my eye and giving me come-on glances

        I did keep an eye on her, partly because she was nice to look at, but mainly because something indefinable that I'd seen during the eye contact had convinced me that she wasn't quite such easy pickings as she was trying to present herself as being.

        Sure enough, by the time her round of three or four cocktails was served, she'd got some single young chap chatting to her, giving him flirtatious signals with both barrels, and then leaving the bar to "take these drinks to the table" just as the last drink was brought and payment demanded.

        The mark handed over his bit of plastic, and the processing time gave her the window of opportunity to retrieve the rest of the round and head back to her friends, leaving him at the bar with a reduced bank account.

        When he tracked her back to the lair of her and her friends (which took him a while as it was crowded and they were sat in a far corner), my observations led me to assume that he'd been told to bugger off or they'd tell the door staff that he was hassling them and have him thrown out

        Hopefully he learns something from this experience. Frankly, she's lovely to look at; but there's something obviously amiss when a tasty bird like that becomes totally besotted with you at the precise moment that she's getting a round in
        Last edited by NickFitz; 12 October 2008, 02:43.

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          morning all

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Oh for Goodness sake, have I got to keep TPD going by myself now?

            Come on people, tear yourselves away from your tawdry lives and focus on the essentials! 200K isn't that far from here... and then it's the quarter-million!

            Only three more of those and TPD reaches one million posts

            You know we can do it if we try
            apologies

            Has been a busy few days and I have made few posts on tpd atall - I will try to drivel more!

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              Population
              1443 Revenues
              334200 € Unemployment 0 %
              Transport 99 %
              Crime rate 0 %
              Pollution 2 %

              rank=270

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                Morning all

                Off to a car boot sale now, to look for oldy type things
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by Diver View Post
                  Morning all

                  Off to a car boot sale now, to look for oldy type things

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                    BrilloPad 15,598
                    zeitghost 13,804
                    Diver 10,772
                    DS23 10,000
                    cailin maith 9,834
                    BrowneIssue 8,557
                    TheFaQQer 7,917
                    NickFitz 7,219
                    FiveTimes 5,972
                    Bear 4,970

                    So this is post 15599

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                      post 15600

                      century

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