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    Oi CM!

    Where's my toast?
    That boy go raaaaaaa
    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
      How do I put it. He is a contractor employed by ClientCo as "Application Manager" (and I quote from ClientCo's exchange directory!). He is nominally the support team leader except he is completely disorganised, and uses the scatter gun approach to problem management. He also, being as English is not his first language, uses very obscure sentence constructs: "I would look into this aspects, be implementing set piece today afternoon."

      In short: He is so window-lickingly insane that he should be banned from handling anything other than crayons.

      That cover it VF?

      (Oh yeah, and he is nominally my supervisor. Except nobody respects that relationship - event ClientCo BigBoss. Rumour of non-renewal was overheard yesterday but I doubt this!)
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      Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
      Oi CM!

      Where's my toast?
      Here you go -

      Toast, jam and marmalade all round
      Bazza gets caught
      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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        Why do clientco only let me have crayons?

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          Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
          How do I put it. He is a contractor employed by ClientCo as "Application Manager" (and I quote from ClientCo's exchange directory!). He is nominally the support team leader except he is completely disorganised, and uses the scatter gun approach to problem management. He also, being as English is not his first language, uses very obscure sentence constructs: "I would look into this aspects, be implementing set piece today afternoon."

          In short: He is so window-lickingly insane that he should be banned from handling anything other than crayons.

          That cover it VF?

          (Oh yeah, and he is nominally my supervisor. Except nobody respects that relationship - event ClientCo BigBoss. Rumour of non-renewal was overheard yesterday but I doubt this!)
          I've come across fools like that. I usually tell them to keep away from me as I only deal with BigBoss!
          That boy go raaaaaaa
          Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Quote of the day



            Here you go -

            Toast, jam and marmalade all round
            Awww you're a treasure
            That boy go raaaaaaa
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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why do clientco only let me have crayons?
              To bring out your latent creativity?




              That boy go raaaaaaa
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Quote of the day
                Clarkson's originally - but I love it.

                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Why do clientco only let me have crayons?
                We are in a credit crunch you know BP - they are cheaper than computers!

                Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                I've come across fools like that. I usually tell them to keep away from me as I only deal with BigBoss!
                Roughly my approach. ClientCo Permies have no time for him either now - and I think BigBoss is getting frustrated too!

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                  Originally posted by El_Diablo View Post
                  Awww you're a treasure
                  I try

                  Now, I really .... seriously need to get a load of work done
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    I try

                    Now, I really .... seriously need to get a load of work done
                    Yes I know but before you go...
                    That boy go raaaaaaa
                    Copyright (C) BabyBear1 - with thanks to VF for hosting

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                      Originally posted by HeliCraig View Post
                      That cover it VF?
                      Beautifully phrased.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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