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    #116911
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    I'm now downloading the human genome reference sequence (build 36.1).

    Not sure why, but I daresay I can think of something interesting to do with it
    Oh, tulipe.

    A chimp experimenting with human DNA.

    We're buggered now.

    It'll be vivisection on us next, and scalping us for our fur.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #116912
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      Hello all
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #116913
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        hail drivellers.....
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #116914
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Good afternoon everyone!


          And how do your balls taste today?
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #116915
            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Oh, tulipe.

            A chimp experimenting with human DNA.

            We're buggered now.

            It'll be vivisection on us next, and scalping us for our fur.

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              #116916
              Knock Knock!
              Confusion is a natural state of being

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                #116917
                Ooh, a Harry Potter film on the box and then a Secret Policeman's Ball at 21:00 on Channel 4. Excellent!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #116918
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Listening to recordings of Numbers Stations at the moment
                  I have heard such stations - I spent many, many nights as an adolescent scanning short wave frequencies. I eventually decided they were for shipping or some such and that my thinking they were spy-related was childish fantasy.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    #116919
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Oh, tulipe.

                    A chimp experimenting with human DNA.

                    We're buggered now.

                    It'll be vivisection on us next, and scalping us for our fur.
                    I noticed there have been a large number of students disappesring in the Leicester area! And I thought it was cos Zeity moved there!

                    fur?

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                      #116920
                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      Knock Knock!
                      Who's there?

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